Toy Story: Tracy’s Dog, Redi-Cup

So we’re back with another Toy Story post. It was sometime during those hazy and indeterminate initial stages of pandemic lock-down, that I had noticed that the account representative from one of my preferred sex-toy sponsors; Tracy’s Dog, had put out an open-call for a person with boy-parts to test a new masturbatory aid. In…

Rant Time: Crazy Neighbors

For much of 2020 it has felt like the world has gone completely mad, as if an unchecked fire was slowly burning our outdated social institutions to the ground. Unfortunately for my American neighbors, this isn’t just a poignant simile, but an actual reality in the wake of widespread protest and rioting… While I am…

Rant Time: Feeding the Trolls

It’s been nearly 2 months since my last rant, and in case anyone was also alarmed by this unusual behaviour, I most sincerely intend to rectify this situation post-haste. I’m sure everyone has happened upon a few haters in their daily-grind, one can hardly navigate their existence on the interwebs of global assholes anonymous without…

Fantasies: #MasturbationMonday

Content Warning: This post deals with some dark and inappropriate themes, if you are a minor or at all sensitive about descriptions of sex, violence, or sexual-violence you really should not be here… I’m not really that old, but it seems as though my life-time has straddled two entirely different eras, punctuated by the actual…

Little Details: #MasturbationMonday

Image Credit: Focused and Filthy¬† I posted my last Masturbation Monday article in early February of this year, a few short months ago in reality, but a seeming lifetime ago in a world now engulfed by waves of viral wildfire as billions of people enjoy a state of perpetual lock-down. I don’t want to belabor…

Rant Time: Pandemic Damage

Those who know me, will know that first and foremost I identify as a Philosopher of the ancient Stoic school. So it probably seems like a contradiction that an adherent to a philosophy which teaches acceptance of struggle and stresses compassion towards, and the equality of all humanity, should so often be intolerant and scornful…

Memoirs: By My Bedside

Somewhere along the lines of randomness I happened to have snapped a photo of the table by my bed-side, for the purposes of sharing on Twitter. I realized quickly however that there was just far too much going on in this photo to be constrained by any character-limits. They say a picture is worth a…

BDSM: Withdrawal Symptoms

It’s been a while since my last update on the state of our¬†Adult Nursing Relationship. Where I last left off, we were taking a break due to some interactions with some new medication that Mommy was taking. Ultimately that break lasted but a few short weeks…I had taken that time to do some research and…

Vibrations: #MasturbationMonday

  In recent weeks our sex-toy collection has more than doubled as we’ve taken to testing several new products. It seems like every-other-day a package arrives with some new-fangled gadget promising ever-more orgasmic sessions. The only problem with this is that on the whole, there is not a lot of masturbation going on in our…

Rant Time: Family Matters

I suppose like most other people, I’ve had my share of friction and drama with not only my own extended family, but also with the families of my romantic-partners. This was perhaps quite a bit easier to understand while I was still a youth. What parent wouldn’t look at a handsome, confident, and entirely too…